You're fired! Shazia takes a bullet

17:25 Thu 03 April 2008

Oh goody. Sugar's swatted another fly - and we can't say we're not a teensy bit chuffed it was Shazia he caught in his net.

Wahab's doing lots of huffing and puffing about the fact Sir Alan lobbed out her when laundry leader Jenny Celerier was such an inept project manager. But if anyone knows what he's doing it's Sugar. Alan's bull-poop detector is the most accurate machine in the world! And we suspect Wahab's skin was never quite lizard thick enough to make it on the show anyway.

That said, Shazia's been moaning about her 'shafting' to anyone who'll listen.

"I think Jenny believes Sir Alan likes ruthless people; people who will do whatever it takes to win. Now that she has been allowed to behave in that fashion, she will feel she can get away with anything.

"Helene should have set the prices properly for the hotel pitch, since her career is as a 'global pricing leader' (whatever that is). And "it was actually Claire who got the shirts mixed up in the end"

As for herself. It is entirely possible Shazia's just a flowery artisan caught up in a cunning reality TV conspiracy. "They're just getting rid of the best candidates first so there's less competition" she says. Which might make the point of the show a bit pointless. But who are we to say.....

So which head'll be next on the block? Jenny? For the sake of Bill Rumble (Jen's ex boss) we'd hope not. He's set up a blog in her defence, saying she's much too good for Sugar and if he even had to contemplate a career in the Gateshead energy game without her, life would become suddenly, horribly, grim.

But the thought of Jenny breastfeeding other contestants live on Apprentice air would be one booby moment too far - and for this alone we hope she's next for the bullet!