'Stop pappin my effin jelly legs' snarled a disgruntled Mischa Barton to an annoying snapper the other day.

Barton's spitting teeth over a photo of her bum and thighs, (taken on an Australian beach) - in which a large patch of quivering cellulite is the main pictorial event.

"He's a ridiculous human being" Barton said of Jamie Fawcett - the pap who took the shot. "I've never abhorred anyone more. I was so angry, I went up to him and said how disappointed I was with his behaviour. He apologised but he was very insincere" (Sydney Daily Telegraph.)

Fawcett for his part contests Barton was lying on a public not private beach and was therefore fair game for a good papping. "I did warn her it was a public place, and if she wanted privacy she shouldn't be there".

Tricky one. Most girls suffer from the odd rogue patch of jelly flab - and most girls would be horrified to have their wibble papped and then beamed around the earth for all to see.

But then most girls aren't Mischa Barton - with enough cash to laze around at leisure on private beaches - and check into fancy cellulite farms to have the nasty wobble redispersed whenever the need arises.

Stop moaning and get back to Sheffield Barton. Next!

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