Danny Dyer suffers for his art by going ginger and bald, and Alicia Douvall suffers for her 'art' by having her boobs done every 5 minutes.

Douvall has had her chest pups done for the whopping 14th time after a previous botched job left them all knobbedly and disgusting. "My last boob job was a disaster. One of the implants left my chest really lumpy, so I needed to sort it out" she told The Sun.

Douvall is well aware that more surgery will probably 'be the death of her', but doesn't give two hoots. In a soundbite reminiscent of 50 Cent album 'Get Rich or Die Trying' Douvall says "I know it will kill me. But I'd rather die trying to sort things out." Big boob explosion waiting to happen, or contender for Lola Ferrari's 22 boob job crown?